weTalk: His nightmare

One lazy Sunday while we were still inside our cozy blanket...

Mr.Ng: I hate you...

me: *playing with my iphone, fell surprise and turn to his side* what? why?why?

Mr.Ng: I had nightmare...

me: hahaha...what nightmare? ghost?

Mr.Ng: No la...you lah...

me: what? why me?

Mr.Ng: I don't know...can't remember the exact dream, but in conclusion you were so intimate with other people in front of me..damn it...

me: HAHAHAHAH...then why you never scold me inside your dream? HAHAHAHA...poor dear dear *rub rub his head* No worries...only a dream what...in reality, I won't do that...only having affair behind you HAHAHA..joking joking...

Mr.Ng: *give me a sarcastic looked*

weTalk: #10 Tarepanda-ing baby

Surprisingly lil one Baby S knows how to rolling inside my belly but not kicking yet lol...

On 20th Aug 2013 around 11 pm...
me: I'm going to sleep now...come come...kiss kiss

*He came towards me and gv me a kiss and then talked to Baby S*

Mr.Ng: Baby, don't be notty a... grow up faster, listen to mommy daddy, be filial, when you grow up be a handsome yet smart boy... Ok, now it's time for you to sleep le... so good night, daddy love you...
*muachhh*

me: good night little dear dear...love you *rub my baby bump*

Suddenly, I can feel his move

me: Dear, baby is moving le...

Mr.Ng: Really? hahaha....

me: yah...maybe because he heard your voice hehe...

*rub baby bump*

me: ok....go to sleep liao ya...wan an baby

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22nd Aug 2013, while waiting for him to come to Ang Mo Kio, his sister's home.

*whatsapp...*

me: wru?

Mr.Ng: mrt...

me: seems like baby is tarepanda-ing inside 

Mr.Ng: How he tarepanda-ing?

me: dunno le...can feel his move lol... just now feel dizzy a lil bit...siao liao dunno what happen to me ;(

Mr.Ng: Then don't walk 1st. Stop then wait a while, then look for a place to rest. Probably you have not used to it. Since baby is growing a few micrometer everyday. Wru now?

me: on the way to Sis's house

Mr.Ng: I think sis haven't reached yet. You sitting in the garden there a?

me: Yes... talking to my tarepanda-ing baby lol

Mr.Ng: Lol...I'm coming soon dear. See you shortly

*another 15mins*

me: got tikussss (mouse)

Mr.Ng: Lol, it's ok. it's my friend go there to protect you. So he make some noise so that other insect or animal dare not come nearby loh. Tips for survival...

me: shit...don't want...afraid le... hate tikus...

Mr.Ng: they won't bite one. wru?

me: move near lift...don't want... super scary le...siao liao (crazy)... just now he made a noise "shrek shrek shrek" so I aware... If not he suddenly jump to me then I faint liao

weTalk: #9 Mommy or Mummy?

One Sunday night when Mr.Ng still on his way back to Singapore from JohorBahru with his family n friends while I just went back from Natas Fair and felt super exhausted...

*texting*

me: wru? (texting him while in MRT)

*he suddenly called me*

Mr.Ng: Dear, We are still in Taman Sentosa. Where are you now? Home yet?

me: Not yet, still in MRT

Mr.Ng: OK, We are going home soon. Afraid it will be trafficjam in custom, so you go sleep first. Don't wait for me okay. Are you okay? tired today?

me: Ya...I'm so tired. Okay..then be careful a...

Mr.Ng: Ok Ok..so see u soon at home :)

*Reached home, bathed and text him*

me: Dear, I'm home le...

Mr.Ng: Ok.. you sleep first ya... Here traffic jam, just now Sis was being trapped in traffic for 3 hours... =.=! Soon will b home liao ok... Lope lope dearrr

*After he reached Singapore customs and whatsapp me*

Mr.Ng: Sleep yet?

me: almost... dear, be careful when you drive back a... don't rush ok

Mr.Ng: Just reached Singapore. Going to pee soon...Horrible traffic

me: hahahha ok ok....

Mr.Ng: Mlaysia stuckkk

me: use rubber band la hahahahha

Mr.Ng: Rubber band for?

me: tie it up cause you said you want to pee mah

Mr.Ng: Lol

me: OK, I sleep first

Mr.Ng: Ok, wan an

me: lope lope daddy :D

Mr.Ng: Lope loppy mummy

me: mommy or mummy?

Mr.Ng: Same same

me: Lol

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Now I Know...
- Mom and mommy is American/Canadian
- Mum and mummy is British/Aussie
And also mummy is a preserved human...so I think I will use Mommy instead of Mummy so my kids won't confuse lol...

weTalk: #8 Drooling

One silent night when I slept happily and soundly while Mr.Ng still watching his TV Series

* Suddenly I wake up and turn to Mr.Ng*

Mr.Ng: What happen?!? Why you suddenly wake up? Nightmare?

me: *shyly smiling* I was drooling...

Mr.Ng: HAHAHAHA...It's ok la

me: Usually I won't one...but nowadays seems like it happen all night. Must be baby's fault..huh

Mr.Ng: Hahahaha...It's ok... go sleep now... * sayang and kiss my forehead*

I must be like that... LOL

weTalk: #7 Baby Bump Part II

12.08.2013 - Monday

Those morning, I felt like my belly has shrunk. It looked flatter so I faster Whatsapp Mr.Ng...

me: Dear dear...baby bump is gone today ;( my tummy seems to be flat today

me: seems like baby is playing hide and seek >.<

Mr.Ng: =.=!

Mr.Ng: Maybe because you pangsai la ( after poop so my tummy become flat)

Mr.Ng: Take a pic and show me

*sending picture to Mr.Ng*

me: used to be bigger leee

Mr.Ng: Who take pic for u?

Mr.Ng: Still big la =.=!

me: hahaha i went to toilet then self pic la

me: aboden?

Mr.Ng: LoL... Still big la

me: but usually bigger le...

me: ok la ok la

Mr.Ng: LoL Hahaha...

weTalk: #6 Selamat Idul Firti ( Happy Hari Raya AidilFitri)

On Hari Raya Eve...

me: Dear, Selamat Hari Raya Idul Fitri...Mohon maaf lahir dan batin (Happy Hari Raya AidilFirti, Please forgive (me) by physics and emotion)

Mr.Ng: Ya ...ya... *half awake half asleep* Selamat Hari Raya juga ( Happy Hari Raya AidilFitri too...) go sleep now...

*Next morning after I had my own breakfast [cause Mr.Ng love to sleep and he can sleep till 12 noon or even more...so I always had my small breakfast alone first if not, lil one will keep playing the drum inside my belly hehe...] I jumped to his bed, sat on top of him and said...

me: Selamat Hari Raya Idul Fitri...Mohon maaf lahir dan batin la..la...la... *do a lil bit dancing* where's my green bao (green envelopes)** I want my green bao....baby also want...lalala... *still doing some silly dancing*

*Mr.Ng Look at me with his zombie looked*

*My hand was very cold because of the aircon so I slipped my hand inside his big tummy*

Mr.Ng: AIYOOOOO...this girl a...why so notti? (naughty) no green bao for you... and you are...please ah...behave...don't jump here and there like monkey

*Me roll over the other side of the bed*

me: blame the baby...baby ask mommy to do so...anyway...green baooooo.... *still insist*

Mr.Ng: walawe...don't always use baby as your excuse a....

me: HAHAHAHAHA....excuse mah...so??! green bao??

Mr.Ng: No green bao for you

me: Why not? baby also want green bao...Daddy must give one to baby...

*Mr.Ng ignore me and go back to his sleeping beauty therapy*

Yeah...and this is how we spent our lazy Hari Raya AifilFitri before we went for our Johor Bahru Getaways :)

To all Muslim Friends, Wishing you and Your Family A Happy Idul Fitri...
May All Happiness belong to you :)

** Malay Muslims in Malaysia, Brunei, Indonesia and Singapore have adapted the Chinese custom of handling out monetary gifts in envelopes as part of Hari Raya Celebration. But instead of red packets, they use green envelopes instead)

weTalk: #5 7th month

Yesterday, 6th Aug 2013 was the eve of Hungry Ghost month. And I tried not to remember it cause I am a sissy little girl who really afraid of such things. 

12:45pm Suddenly I felt hungry and ask Mr.Ng to accompany me makan "eat"

me: I'm hungry... *half sleep half awake*

Mr.Ng: go makan la... *still watching his TV series*

me: lazy le...I want to sleep but I'm hungry...then how a??

Mr.Ng: go makan la...later baby hungry , how?

me: then you help me prepare milk la... I want to sleep

*then he drag me out to kitchen n prepare the oat cereal milk*

Mr.Ng: I also feel hungry le...

me: hahaha...cause our dinner was too little...lots of vegetables only lol

Our Tuesday dinner * looks like my portion is much more than his lol..*

*he is preparing his bread with lots and lots of nutella on the top of his bread*

me: wah....a lot of nutella...siao...

Mr.Ng: I like it...

*After finish our supper*

me: seems like I want to poop 

Mr.Ng: ok...then I balik kamar first ( I go back bedroom first)

*suddenly I half run back to bedroom*

Mr.Ng: Why so fast?

me: I heard someone yelling...wooo..wooo...woooo....scare me to death. How can I poop with that sound huuu...huu...

Mr.Ng: hahahaha...bo chap la... ( don't care la) btw where got people yelling in the middle of the night? maybe drunken? 

me: I dunno...but really I heard someone yelling...wooo...wooo....woooo *still insist*

(actually while I half ran back to the bedroom, I also smelt the burning of incense paper, but I didn't tell him)

*Try to sleep for the whole night and too bad as a preggie mom, I need to go to pee at least 2 times in one night*

me: dear...I want to pee... (usually I will go by myself but because the memory of woo..wooo.. still very fresh then I dare not to go by myself)

Mr.Ng : hhmmm..ya? *half awake* go lo... let the door open and I wait for u here

me: I run a...wait for me and make sure you are still awake ok? 

Mr.Ng: don't run a...stupid girl...ya I wait for you

*me, half ran to the toilet* 

and last night I waked him up twice, hope he won't complain to me later lol...

weTalk: #4 Sai-too ( belly fat) bump or baby bump ?!?

It is part of our routines that Mr Ng will always kiss me goodnight, even if I'm already asleep. Now he need to give me and a lil one goodnight kiss every night :)

On my week 7:

Mr.Ng: wan an (goodnight) *kiss my forehead, lips and my belly*

me: walawee...that's my belly la...u must go a lil bit down

Mr.Ng: oh..ok ok...

On my week 13:

me: dear,where's my kiss kiss? I'm going to sleep soon

Mr.Ng: * kiss my forehead and lips*

me: baby le?

Mr.Ng: wait la...why so kan cheong? (why so harried?)

Mr.Ng: wah...seems like baby is growing now. U see ur belly...so big now...

me: *blush* are u sure that is baby bump? not sai-to (belly fat)?

Mr.Ng: hahaha...I think this must be sai-to (belly fat)

On my week 16:

me: *pointing at my big belly* look...look... my belly is growing now... can feel itchy around my belly nowadays... baby is growing fast...wow...

Mr.Ng: *look at me suspicious* u sure? lemme have a look

Mr.Ng: No la...this must be sai-to bump (belly fat)

me: what...sai-to bump again??walawee...u everytime tell me that's sai to bump (belly fat). Baby is growing inside la... siao (crazy) daddy

weTalk: #3 Thai Adv

In the living room, while I was checking my facebook with my mobile

me: Dear, have u seen this adv yet? sui ca bo le ( pretty woman)

Dear: ha? which one?

me: *pass the mobile and click the play button*

Dear: Ah Gua right? (gay right?)

me: ....

Dear: *still watching the video* I know this is Ah Gua....Ah Gua...Ah Gua...

me: ... u sure or not...see...she got breast...very nice breast... how can be she is Ah Gua

Dear: no...can tell from his face... I'm sure Ah Gua...Ah Gua... *still insist*

me: no...got breast...got breast...see the breast...

Dear : Ah Gua...Ah Gua... Ah Gua... 

*towards the end of the video*

Dear: Hahahaha....see Ah Gua.... heueuheu....eh... but good ad le...is it Thai ad??? Wow...they are so creative... I always like their creativity... btw what does this ad means?

me: walaweee...u watch until finish still u don't know the meaning... it means although u don't have breast, after u wear their bra. It can help u to push until u have breast...be tahan such thing u also dunno

weTalk: #2 Practice makes perfect

Mr.Ng was taking a course and his exam was coming soon. On the night time he told me to buy pencil, calculator n bla bla...

Mr.Ng: My exam is coming soon. Please help me buy pencil 2B 2, black pens 2 and what else ah? Oh, do you have any calculator? simple one will do

me: oh...I prepare for you later

then the next morning, I text him...

me: btw smua da beli liao a (btw, i have bought..)

me: ur pen, pencil, eraser, sharpener, calculator, print out the email

me: do i miss something?

me: omg...u really like a baby hah...so pamper walaweee

me: kaya wa lg ngurusin ujian anak hahahaha ;P (like I'm preparing for my son's exam hahaha)

Mr.Ng: Hahahaah

Mr.Ng: Mommy exam this weekend lei

Mr.Ng: Its a training lol

Mr.Ng: Love u dear2 heapsss

me: .... (blushing)

weTalk: #1 My birthday present

Last night we had this silly conversation. Mr.Ng was busy watching his "Trueblood" TV Series while I was browsing through my iPhone. Suddenly...

me : Dear...my birthday is coming soooonnn

Mr.Ng: What?!? (pause his TV Series)

me: My birthday is coming sooooonnn... Where's my gift?

Mr.Ng: Lol...still early

me: No... you see...now is August, September n then OCTOBERR... see...

Mr.Ng: hmmm...ok...

me: what? so don't forget my bday gift and I want a surprise

Mr.Ng: No worries... for sure I will give u surprise

me: ..... (felt suspicious)

Mr.Ng: ...no worries...you will know when the day comes

me: sure boh...u rarely give me surprise one...boring

Mr.Ng: of course I will...wait and see...

me: ....

Mr.Ng: ....the surprise is no bday gift hahahahaha...

me: what...piang e...lol